Ok, i was editing my profile about 40 seconds ago and i wanted a new random question...and i came across one that asked "if you were a wrestler, what would be your ending move?" and since my lovely boyfriend is a wrestler, i actually have been paying attention and know a few moves! and how to get someone into them...
So i want every body to go read my profile and see my answer...which is pointless, because i'm going to tell you what it was: A DOUBLE-GRAPEVINE. Which is quite embarassing for the other player...
first, ground rules for those of you who are unfimilar with wrestling in high school...to pin somebody is to get both sholder-blades of your opponent to touch the ground for like 2 seconds...
now i'll explain the DOUBLE-GRAPEVINE. (you must say it loudly or it loses it's effect)
you are the person on top (please don't think dirty) your opponent is on his back, but his sholder-blades are not touching the ground...you are facing him, he facing you...you grab his wrists...somewhere between the elbow and the wrist, actually...and entangle your legs with his by wraping them around his...like your left with his left...your right with his right...not both clumped together...it won't work otherwise...then, with your hip preasure, you push your "happy place" or crotch for god sakes into his stomach while pulling his legs apart and out with yours, and holding his arms out by pulling really hard on them...your opponent will get pinned. and you will win and you get food afterwards. GO YOU.
wrestling is quite a dirty sport, if you think about it, you grab other guys butts, you get your face shoved in places you don't normally want it to be...but it's very entertaining to watch, if you're me, and you know they all have these new tight singlets...and some of those guys, even some of the heavy weights, since they aren't fat this year, have nice butts...and legs...and abs...and arms...the charlotte wrestling team is quite hot this year...ginger marrie, i wish you'd come to a meet with me...why don't you just fly here for next saturday's meet...you'll be home by sunday...ha ha i wish...anyways, i guess i've written enough, i'm sorry if i grossed you out by my vivid wrestling move...but trust me...if some guy wants to be stubburn or something...pin his ass with my lesson here today. HELL YEAH.
p.s. i think i found a picture on line...please do not be grossed out...it's actually really cool to see happen...tony did it the other day, and he won. he was so happy, plus, that move isn't the easiest to get yourself into...
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